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23. Monday, Feb 21, 2000
Why Have Even Fucking Bothered?

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Nobody says "Fuck" At Big Debate

25. Monday, Feb 14, 2000
New Species, Half-Human, Half-Plastic Bag, Emerges From Pacific Ocean

26. Friday, Feb 11, 2000
New TV Show "Who Wants to Be a Fuckin' Whore" Cancelled On Account of Bein' a Rhetorical Question

27. Wednesday, Feb 9, 2000
Forbes Drops Out On Account Of Bein' a Goofyass Creep

28. Monday, Feb 7, 2000
FASHION

29. Friday, Feb 4, 2000
BILL GATES, STEVE BALLMER, JEFF BEZOS, STEVE CASE, DOUBLE-CLICK, OR THAT FUCKING PEEPING-TOM VOYEUR

30. Wednesday, Feb 2, 2000
E-COMMERCE

31. Monday, Jan 31, 2000
B2B

32. Friday, Jan 28, 2000
Kukla Would Pick Either Fran or Ollie

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34. Monday, Jan 24, 2000
Iowa Carcass Goers Accidently Give Golden Showers

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36. Wednesday, Jan 19, 2000
President Bush Wins Presidency In Secret Online Overnight Chat Room Election, Names Cabinet, Etc.

37. Monday, Jan 17, 2000
State Department Lax In Putting Crack Pipe Back In Drawer and Hiding Stash, Report States

38. Friday, Jan 14, 2000
Gates Calls It Quits!!!

39. Wednesday, Jan 12, 2000
Turner Hospitalized

40. Monday, Jan 10, 2000
Buchanan Settles Gonzalez Case; Cooks And Eats "The Litte Bugger"

41. Friday, Jan 7, 2000
INTERNATIONAL

42. Wednesday, Jan 5, 2000
INTERNATIONAL

43. Friday, Dec 31, 1999
Yeltsin Hands Over Nuclear Briefcase to Some Guy Named Vladimir He Met at a Party

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SCHNSS KLZZR

45. Monday, Dec 27, 1999
MAN OF THE YEAR

46. Monday, Dec 20, 1999
BUSINESS

47. Wednesday, Dec 15, 1999
Why fucking bother?

48. Monday, Dec 6, 2099
Summary:

49. Friday, Dec 3, 1999

50. Wednesday, Dec 1, 1999
Bodies of Former Bush Coke Buddies Found In Mexican Mass Grave

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Free! Included with the eBay hOspital Chief of Neurosurgery position, this CD-ROM and manual, "Learning Neuro-surgery On the Fly: Bursting in Off the

52. Friday, Nov 19, 1999
blah blah blah blah blah whatever, or something. So

53. Wednesday, Nov 17, 1999
misinterpretations, mis-hearings, and mis-readings of words and phrases which in turn allow for the semantic

54. Monday, Nov 15, 1999

55. Friday, Nov 12, 1999
"War On Drugs" Losing Focus

56. Wednesday, Nov 10, 1999

57. Monday, Nov 8, 1999
Heart Grows Own Kidney

58. Friday, Nov 5, 1999
Bush Calls For World Leaders to Stop Having Those Long Weird Goofy Sounding Names

59. Wednesday, Nov 3, 1999
Don't Be A Buncha Fuckin' Dickheads, Bush Advises Students

60. Monday, Nov 1, 1999
Anderson-Lee Reveals Platform

61. Friday, Oct 29, 1999
Stocks Open Higher

62. Wednesday, Oct 27, 1999

63. Monday, Oct 25, 1999
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65. Wednesday, Oct 20, 1999
Dole Pulls the Fuck Out

66. Wednesday, Oct 13, 1999
Telecommunicationers Seek Digestive Convergence

67. Monday, Oct 11, 1999
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70. Monday, Oct 4, 1999
Buchanan Unveils Progressive Poverty Plan

71. Friday, Oct 1, 1999
"Adult" Linux Delayed Again!!

72. Wednesday, Sept 29, 1999
CIA-Mafia-Moonie Logo Found At Core of Distant Nebula

73. Monday, Sept 27, 1999
Exploding Bullshit Detector Sprays Coritcal Fragments On Dance

74. Friday, Sept 24, 1999
Yet Another Typically Stupid Internet Company Name Eliminated!!

75. Wednesday, Sept 22, 1999
"Only a Hair" Is Amount by Which Car Fails to Beat Train to Railroad Crossing

76. Monday, Sept 20, 1999
Miss Communications Crowned Miss America 2000

77. Friday, Sept 17, 1999
Clinton Claims Executive Prissiness

78. Wednesday, Sept 15, 1999
Heinz, Bestfoods Merge; Ketchup, Peanut Butter, Tuna To Become One Food

79. Monday, Sept 13, 1999
Majority Potheads and Alcoholics Party Picks Next US President, VP

80. Friday, Sept 10, 1999
MTV Wins Coveted MTV Award For Winning Most Consecutive Coveted MTV Awards!!!!!

81. Wednesday, Sept 8, 1999 !!
Nasalcrom Buys CBS!!

82. Friday, Sept 3, 1999
Discovery of New Testament Typo Leaves Formerly Righteous Suddenly Doomed!!

83. Wednesday, Sept 1, 1999
5 Senses OVER Sony Says; Aims New Products At Paranormal Modalities

84. Monday, Aug 30, 1999
New Amazon "Circle Jerk" Feature Raises Privacy Concerns, Ire, Penises

85. Friday, Aug 27, 1999
New X-Ray Telescope Discovers Outer Space Is Just Cheesy Lucasfilm Effect!!

86. Wednesday, Aug 25, 1999
21 So-Called "Ideas" For The So-Called "21st Century"

87. Monday, Aug 23, 1999
There's Just All This Stuff!! Study Finds

88. Friday, Aug 20, 1999
Genome Project Found Dead

89. Wednesday, Aug 18, 1999
Drug Use Down 50%!! Despite Everybody's Still Always Being Constantly Totally Stoned On Their Ass All the Time

90. Monday, Aug 16, 1999
Dole Promises to Be First Woman President If Elected

91. Friday, Aug 13, 1999
Bush Drops Out,
Quayle Becomes President

92. Wednesday, Aug 11, 1999
Bush Wants to Be Your
"Fuck" President

93. Monday, Aug 9, 1999
CNN Folds After Accidentally Seeing Several Reincarnations Of The World Into the Future

94. Friday, Aug 6, 1999
What's Gonna Happen Is Pretty Fuckin' Obvious, Study Finds

95. Wednesday, Aug 4, 1999
Whole World Thing Suddenly Clears

96. Monday, Aug 2, 1999
First Lady Finally "Opens Up;" Totally Spills Deeply Disgusting Presidential Secrets

97. Friday, July 30, 1999
Everybody Unexpectedly Simultaneously Retires

98. Wednesday, July 28, 1999
Reform Party Will Reform Schools for "Our Children"

99. Monday, July 26, 1999
Concert Ends In Silent Rampage

100. Friday, July 23, 1999
Self-help guru pulls own trigger of own shotgun in own mouth with own toe

101. Wednesday, July 21, 1999
Accidental mini-Big-Bang sucks Nevada into mini-black hole

102. Monday, July 19, 1999
The Beverly Amazons.com

103. Friday, July 16, 1999
House "Intelligence" Committee passes encrypted encryption bill

104. Wednesday, July 14, 1999
USDA warns "Twinkies UNSAFE!!"

105. Monday, July 12, 1999
Nobel Prize committee will offer new Nobel "equivalency" prizes

106. Friday, July 9, 1999
Pot smoking can impair ability to NOT get Munchies

107. Wednesday, July 7, 1999
Mosher Promises More Big Bang Theory for the Buck

108. Monday, July 5, 1999
Amid multiple Big Bangs, a fear of nanotubes run amok

109. Friday, July 2, 1999
Another loser wins another lottery

110. Wednesday, June 30, 1999
CABLE & BROADCAST GRID

111. Monday, June 28, 1999
Sensationalist Headline Writer Found Bludgeoned To Death In Steaming Pool Of Blood

112. Friday, June 25, 1999
Bitter racial epithets fly at PC Expo

113. Wednesday, June 23, 1999
Presidential hopefuls commit to bold new oxymorons

114. Monday, June 21, 1999
New technique gives butterflies windshield wipers and/or vice versa

115. Friday, June 18, 1999
Palm Pilot VIII prototype found in Einstein's brain

116. Wednesday, June 16, 1999
NASA or somebody launches some so-called satellite or something

117. Monday, June 14, 1999
Bug Found in Y2K Bug

118. Friday, June 11, 1999
New virus aimed at net's largest user group: total fucking morons

119. Wednesday, June 9, 1999
Destructive glitch found in human communications protocol

120. Monday, June 7, 1999
Supreme Court decides in favor of Diana Ross

121. Friday, June 4, 1999
Internet revolution OVER!! Replaced by tin-can telephone revolution

122. Wednesday, Jun 2, 1214
Genghis Khan bemoans declining youth violence

123. Monday, May 31, 1999
Lexus Chainsaw Massacre

124. Friday, May 28, 1999
Grieving wrestlers punch each others' lights out to honor fallen comrade

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"Missionary Position: Impossible!"

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127. Friday, May 21, 1999
Dostoyevsky announces new line of merchandise tie-ins

128. Wednesday, May 19, 1999
Amazon buys up all possibility

129. Monday, May 17, 1999
Lycos getting the fuck outta "that loser portal business"

130. Wednesday, May 12, 1999
Historians discover shocking new truth about History

131. Monday, May 10, 1999
Our Moronic Millennium:
The Early Years

132. Friday, May 7, 1999
2 Scummiest, Shittiest, Slimiest, Ugliest, Filthiest, Most Putrid Corporations In World History
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133. Wednesday, May 5, 1999
Food "out"; Secure compressed digital music formats "in"

134. Monday, May 3, 1999
Global burger flippers now need advanced degrees

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Nobody says "Fuck" At Big Debate

136. Wednesday, April 28, 1999
Getting royally shit-faced cures EVERYTHING, study finds

137. Monday, April 26, 1999
Elway calls it quits!!!

138. Friday, April 23, 1999
Disney Sues English Language Over, You Know, Some Shit

139. Wednesday, April 21, 1999
Pulitzer Prize losers honored

140. Monday, April 19, 1999
Gates Kidnapped!!!!

141. Friday, April 16, 1999
Astronomers discover new Calvin Klein fragrance!!!

142. Monday, April 12, 1999
Consumers Should Stop Being Such a Buncha Utter Fucking Assholes, Study Finds

143. Friday, April 9, 1999
Mass Murderer Wins Lottery Will Start $299 PC Company

144. Wednesday, April 7, 1999
Wal-Mart, Amazon Settle Suit

145. Monday, April 5, 1999
Baseball Season Either "Opens" Or Will "Open" Soon

146. Friday, April 2, 1999
Whole New Universe Discovered!!!!

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148. Monday, March 29, 1999
New Technology Compresses 30 Times Better Than MP3

149. Friday, March 26, 1999
Death By Value Proposition

150. Wednesday, March 24, 1999
Microsoft Opens Privacy Center

151. Monday, March 22, 1999
Stars Given Prestigious Nobel Prizes Or Academy Warts

152. Friday, March 19, 1999
2000 Election Cancelled On Account of Too Many Creeps

153. Wednesday, March 17, 1999
Things Were Gonna Happen!!

154. Monday, March 15, 1999
Microsoft Split into 4 Groups!!!

155. Friday, March 12, 1999
Something Voted Most Something Or Wins Something

156. Wednesday, March 10, 1999
Microsoft Confirms Glitch

157. Monday, March 8, 1999
Bush Rape Victims Launch New Website

158. Friday, March 5, 1999
Hackers Hack Pentagon!!!

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161. Friday, February 26, 1999
Animals Apparently Just
Fakin' It, Journal Finds

162. Wednesday, February 24, 1999
Grammys Honor Year's Crappiest Music

163. Monday, February 22, 1999
New Processor Does, Uhhhh, Something

164. Friday, February 19, 1999
Christian Coalition Will Switch to Satan

165. Wednesday, February 17, 1999
Clinton Re-Impeached For Getting Caught Video-Taping Self Smoking Crack And Having Sex With Illegitimate

166. Monday, February 15, 1999
Hallmark Valentine Cards Destroy Actual Lives

167. Friday, February 12, 1999
Amazon Dot Com Books Now TOTALLY FREE!!!!!!

168. Wednesday, February 10, 1999
USA Networks Buys Lycos!!!!!!

169. Monday, February 8, 1999
Microsoft To, Like, You Know, "Reorganize"!!!!!!

170. Friday, February 5, 1999
Senate Votes "YES" on
NO Live Witnesses

171. Wednesday, February 3, 1999
Capitalism Buys Socialism

172. Monday, February 1, 1999
Gagging, Retching Sounds Mar Super Bowl Commercials

173. Friday, January 29, 1999
Murphy's Law Will Acquire Moore's Law!!!!!

174. Wednesday, January 27, 1999
Courageous Congress Impeaches Pot-Smoking Pope

175. Monday, January 25, 1999
Top Celebs Receive Golden Showers

176. Friday, January 22, 1999
New Plane Can Bomb Stone Age Back To Present

177. Wednesday, January 20, 1999
Rodman Quits!!!!!!!!

178. Monday, January 18, 1999
Real Estate of the Union

179. Friday, January 15, 1999
Clinton Announces Lowest Crime Rate Ever (Wink, Wink)

180. Wednesday, January 13, 1999
Dialing For Dali

181. Monday, January 11, 1999
MCI WON'T Buy AirTouch!!!!

182. Friday, January 8, 1999
Digital Convergence: Fingers Crossed, Fingers Given

183. Wednesday, January 6, 1999
According to The Gartner Group -- Or Whoever

184. Monday, January 4, 1999
Europe Goes, Like, All Neuro!!

185. Friday, January 1, 1999
Predictions For So-Called "1999"

186. Wednesday, December 30, 1998
1998: So-Called Top So-Called "Stories"

187. Monday, December 28, 1998
1998 In Pictures

188. Wednesday, December 23, 1998
So-Called "Furbys"
So-Called "Re-Called!!!!"

189. Monday, December 21, 1998
Man of the Year!!!