Dear Member,

Though this is the file you have selected from the menu, you should be advised that it is not intended to be read, but simply to be there, and to fill the screen when its icon is clicked.

Much like bad dope -- which exists not to be smoked, but simply to be sold from hand to hand, generating profit for all the middlemen and screwing only the last person in the chain -- this file exists not to communicate content, but to be what happens when a certain selection is made.

We hope you weren't expecting otherwise, and therefore have not been inconvenienced by this. But in the event that you were and have been, we recommend that you refocus the anger from this on the media, which day after day presents endless red herrings and straw men and empty ideas leading nowhere, to fill space between ads, till there's nothing else, and no space left for anything else, even if there were something else.

And, oh yeah, thanks for being a member in spite of all the crap.

Yours,

Mike

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