Better Faster Be$t$eller$

(Note: Better, Faster titles are constructed entirely and exclusively from only the words contained in the 60 titles of the Publishers Weekly bestsellers lists for hardback fiction and non-fiction, and mass-market and trade paperback.)

Hardback: Fiction and Non

  1. The Phenomenal Life of Death
    Patterson James
    Jack Beam Books, $239.00
    Last Week: --, Weeks on List: 111,109
  2. A Dog's Stories of Sin
    Seinfeld with Fyodor Dostoevsky
    AT&T/MCI/Microsoft/IBM Press, $2391.50
    Last Week: --, Weeks on List: 4446
  3. Kiss Our Bridges
    John Daniels
    Motorola/SGI/PacTel/Asylum/Electra, $239.00
    Last Week: --, Weeks on List: 10
  4. The Fourth Seventh
    Jim John LeJames
    General Foods/Mitsubishi Books, $523.00
    Last Week: -- , Weeks on List: 56
  5. Kiss Our Procedure
    Al D'Amato with Keith Moon
    Radon House, $4239.00
    Last Week: --, Weeks on List: 48
  6. Mars, Mars, Mars!
    Sonny, with Cher
    Double-Simon-Day Warner/Eckhardt, $1.00
    Last Week:--, Weeks on List: 9
  7. First, the Fourth Seven
    Bo Belinsky with Bo Jackson and Bo Peep
    2.5Day & Schoooster, $1.00
    Last Week:--, Weeks on List: 9
  8. The Beardstown Ladies are From Mars, Kiss are From Venus
    Preston Sargent
    Youcon/King Publishing, $523.00
    Last Week: --, Weeks on List: 655,334
  9. Breaking Sense
    John Malone with Samuel Beckett
    Crank House, $240.00
    Last Week: 9, Weeks on List: 4
  10. Surfacehood
    Ray Smith with Kathy Acker and Seinfeld
    Quadrupleday, $323.00
    Last Week: 10, Weeks on List: 211
  11. Breaking the Market
    Cher with Dostoevsky
    Warner/Viacom/Sony/GM Books, $241.00
    Last Week: 11, Weeks on List: 4
  12. Breaking the Laws of Good and Evil
    Friedrich Patterson
    ABC/CBS/NBC/Fox Books, $242.00
    Last Week: 12, Weeks on List: 3
  13. Successhood
    Kary Mullis with Walt Disney
    Jack Daniels Books, unpriced
    Last Week: 13, Weeks on List: 31
  14. Disciplinehood
    Walt Disney with Pauline Reage
    Nabisco/Warner/Malone Books, free, online
    Last Week: 14, Weeks on List: 4
  15. Breaking the Beardstown Ladies
    Johnny Walker James
    Crystal House, $2239.00
    Last Week: --, Weeks on List: 6
  16. The Commonsense of Investment in Mars
    Smirnoff Patterson
    Psilocybin House, $239.00
    Last Week: 16, Weeks on List: 15,558
  17. Spiritual on the Surface
    James Garner Stolichniya
    SGI/Compuserv/Betty Crocker Media, $243.00
    Last Week: 17, Weeks on List: 4
  18. Midnight Digital
    "Niko" Ponteponzi
    Wheeeeecom, $244.00
    Last Week:--, Weeks on List: 4

Paperback: Mass Market and Trade

  1. Tom Clancy's Stupid Accident
    Robertson Robbie Jameson
    Radioactive House, $323.00
    Last Week: 1 , Weeks on List: 656
  2. Crossing Ophelia
    Robbie Robbie Robinson
    Octupleday, $239.00
    Last Week: --, Weeks on List: 1
  3. Bride Until Daybreak; Friends After Tomorrow
    JP Sartre with Faye Resnick
    Peer Press, $239.00
    Last Week: --, Weeks on List: 67
  4. Crossing the Soul
    Robbie Jamie Jameson
    Smack House, $22239.00
    Last Week: --, Weeks on List: 656
  5. Expecting Stupid Things
    Franz Kafka with Paul Reiser and Sonny Bono
    Shoooooster and Shooooster, $9239.00
    Last Week: --, Weeks on List: 10001
  6. Murder by Accident
    O. James Simpsonson
    Times/Time/Spy/Electra Books, $8239.00
    Last Week: 5, Weeks on List: 8
  7. What to Do to Mess Up Effective People
    Bertolucci & Shapiro
    Nonupleday, $2398.00
    Last Week: --, Weeks on List: 236
  8. Congo On the Potomac
    Trenton Quarrantino
    Warner/Gurdjieff/Khaddaffi, $239.00
    Last Week: 7, Weeks on List: 25
  9. Shipping the Soul
    OJ Quarrantino with Bart Simpson
    Asbestos House, $1239.00
    Last Week: 8, Weeks on List: 3,279,011
  10. Expect to Die Stupid
    Sonny Bono with Al D'Amato and Faye Resnick
    Turner/Warner/Diller/Sting/Cher/Fabian, $239.00
    Last Week: --, Weeks on List: 58
  11. What to Expect from the Soul
    Sting with Cher
    Kerplunk, $239.00
    Last Week: 11, Weeks on List: 11
  12. What to Expect from Murder
    Cher with Dion
    Flesh Press, $2399.00
    Last Week: 12, Weeks on List: 47
  13. Driven Way Up the Soul
    Fabian with Vanity and Detective Fuhrman
    Resnick/Malone/Electra, $239.00
    Last Week: --, Weeks on List: 12
  14. What to Expect from Expecting
    Prince with Tiffany
    Pfumpf, $239.00
    Last Week: 14, Weeks on List: 56
  15. The Day After Reviving the Soul
    Gary Shandling with Franz Kafka
    Simon and Simon, $9239.00
    Last Week: 15 , Weeks on List: 10001
  16. How to Care
    OJ Salinger
    Schuster and Garfunkle, $2397.00
    Last Week: --, Weeks on List: 3
  17. What to Care for
    DJ Salinger with OJ Pynchon
    Warner/Lambert/Gopac/Opec, $2396.50
    Last Week: --, Weeks on List: 14





 
 

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