No Road Ahead
Before the editors and marketing men got ahold of it, Bill Gates' soppy stew of techno-sentimentality, "The Road Ahead," was a much darker and more honest book. So when Gates tossed out his old Pentium box, our trash surfers were quick to salvage it and extract from its hard drive what is clearly the raw first draft of the book -- when it still expressed Bill's real feelings about the future -- and came with a somewhat different title. Click on the cover to read the first of many lengthy excerpts to be made available here, exclusively to BFB$ readers.

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