Dear Member,

The is the file you requested and it contains the data you've requested but, somehow, something is wrong and we can't quite figure out what.

As you are probably aware, there are people walking amongst you whose souls have fled the body and no longer inhabit or drive it. We believe this is what's happened to the contents of this file, and that this same virus has possibly begun to invade all discourse, and everybody's too busy talking to notice it.

If, after reading and re-reading this file several times, you can see what is wrong, please summarize your observations in 25 words and email it to support@aol.com and support@compuserve.com and support@prodigy.com

Then, if you have the time, energy, and inclination, write long letters about it to the major newsmagazines and the major newspapers and call-in comments about it to the major call-in shows. Even start your own foundation and go on a fund-raising tour for it or write a book about it and go on a book tour over it.

And thank you again for letting the Mike Rosoff Network onto your hard drive and into your heart, despite all our ethical, legal, moral and financial difficulties. Not to mention our image difficulties.

Yours,

Mike

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