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Beginning
of
Recorded
Time 1st Birthmemory
The
Next
Big
Thing
Find The Salami
North
American
Repartition
Recreational
Crying Tennis Near-Death
Experience
Jet-Skier/
Water-Skier
Collisions
Celebrity Massacre
World Ponzi
Cleanup
Awe
Rolling
the
Car
Off
a
Cliff
Crawling
Naked
Across
Fields
Of
Broken Glass
Experiencing
Someone Else's
Extra-Sensory
Perceptions Murderous
Coked-up
Bodhisattvas Goop
Satan
Concentrated PCP
#1 Mad Dog Killer Town
Idiot Precognitive Systems
Insect Chainsaw Sound
The Call
Automatic
Survival
Zone
Accidentally
Nuclearly
Yours
Paid
Vast Amounts
to Simply Hang Around,
Doing Nothing
Disappeared Airliners
Complex
Bullshit
of Being Slimeball
on
a
Hot
Tin
Roof
Fame and Power and
Ego
and Sex and Wealth
Sharp,
Slick,
Well-trained,
Caring,
Highly-skilled,
Tireless,
Hardworking,
Personable,
Brilliant,
Driven,
Insightful,
Powerful,
Charismatic
Professional
People
World Hopelessness
Supreme Power Brokers
Ugly, Stupid Memories
Ruling
World
Cabals
American Refugees Slovo-Czechovskia
Most Innocent Person Alive
Pissing on
All the World's
Sacred Symbols
Resented by Celebs
Raised by Pigeons
The Pen, Mightier Than The Cigarette
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Last updated: 3/16/95 4:54 pm, by: joekay2@well.com