Hockey on Heroin
Archery on Angel Dust
Drag-Racing on DMT
Scuba-Diving on Psilocybin
Roller-Blading on Ritalin
Baseball on Benzedrine
Football Straight
Luge on Ludes
The Olympics of Fucking-Up
Sky-Diving on Smack
Violent Forfeits
Pentathalon on Prozac
Aerobics on Acid