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"An exhilarating tirade on just about everything that's stupid
in modern America... packed with toxic one- liners..."
-- MacUser (UK), March 1999
"High-voltage electric prose... May become a sacred
scripture, like the Principia Discordia, The Book
of the Subgenius, or Philip K. Dick's Exegesis."
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"One of the most finely crafted, densely packed examples of
language as an art itself... it's sure to never leave the
reader untouched, unaffected. It's an experi- ence and one
not to be missed." --Amazon.com review, Nov 2001
Drop-dead funny!!
"Better than Burroughs!"
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"His prose echoes writers like Mark Leyner ('My Cousin, My
Gastroenterologist') and Douglas 'Hitchhiker's Guide' Adams,
but the densely abstract and hyper-specific voice of C3F is
all HC's... a jaw-droppingly complex and detailed exercise in
highly personal and bizarre almost experimental
techniques in making you, the reader, bust a gut."
-- Mired, April 1999 |
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