The Physiologic Parameter Network 




          Des Moines, IA
          
          

          
          Ever wonder what's really going on inside
          that politician, newsman, or celeb you see on the
          screen?  Well, now there's a whole TV network dedicated
          to letting you find out.
          

          Using the latest in digital-video imaging technology, 
          the Physiologic Parameter Network (PPN) is able to bring
          you, not only the sounds and images of your leaders and
          celebrities, but also their heart rate, skin
          conductance, EKG, EMG, EEG, etc. etc., in real-time, as
          they speak, and superimposed over their image in a
          highly readable format.
          

          And that means it's always a snap to spot those rare
          moments when an actor isn't bullshitting or when someone
          powerful, rich and respected is actually telling the
          truth or knows what he's talking about.  
          
          

          
          The Physiologic Parameter Network is scheduled to launch
          in the next day or so.  If your cable provider isn't
          carrying it, consult your phone provider or your
          satellite provider or your internet provide or your gas
          and electric company, and if none of them have it, then
          contact your state government and your federal
          government.  Write a letter to a leading paper, call a
          talk show, bitch about it in a chat room, bitch about it
          on usenet, bitch about it on the street, collar people
          as they're walking along minding their own business and
          push them up against a wall while you let them know
          about the international conspiracy to deprive us of our
          constitutional right to the physiologic parameters of
          our leaders, celebs, and other public figures and
          assholes.
          
          
          
          

          
          -- from Time/Sink Newsservice
          
          

          (exclusive to the Mike Rosoff Network)