Webmasters Anonymous
Ruse-or-Consciousness, New Mexico, USIf you're one of the many large media or other companies now just beginning to realize the huge mistake you've made by getting involved with the World Wide Web -- there's still time to get out, before it's too late -- before you're stuck throwing more and more good money and manpower after bad.
And we can help.
Within 24 hours, we'll have our crack team of highly trained crack addicts at your corporate headquarters doing all the dirty work of cleanly extracting you from the web: cancelling your provider accounts, deleting all pointers to your site, erasing all your html files and gifs, and discarding all your copies of "Making Vast Amounts Of Money On The Internet."
And if you can't handle the separation, we even have an optional 12-step webchat follow-up group program. For more details, pricing info and package deals, uhh, check our website.
-- Kork Kerkkerkian.(exclusive to the Mike Rosoff Network)