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11. SABRINA  







Studio: 

Paramount




Director:

Sydney Pollack





Screenplay: Barbara Benedek, David Rayfiel




Stars:

Harrison Ford, Julia Ormond, Seinfeld, Letterman, Leno, Tom
Snyder, Conan O'Brien, Jenny Jones




Release Date: Dec 15, 1995


 

Gross (as of 12/26/95): $14.6 million






 "Cyberized" storyline:




In this remake of the 1954 comedy, two wealthy brothers meet a
chauffeur's daughter on the Internet and immediately decide to try
to get on the Jenny Jones show posing as a 3-way incest team.




But Jenny gets tipped off that they're lying, a few days before
the actual show, and to get back at them, she secretly has all
their parents and illegitimate brothers and sisters flown in from
Death Row and set to appear at the same time.




But this really pisses off Jenny's crew, so while she's still
doing her intro at the top of the show, they leap out from
backstage and disembowel her with corkscrews, on the air.




Then a guest host leads the audience in discussing whether this
was a good or bad thing to have done.




Production Delays:




Much time was wasted begging Jenny Jones to please play herself in
the film and not use a stunt double.





















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