The Meatspace Herald-Tribune serving meatspace since forever Global Shortening Threatens World Penis, Civilization! European Competition Commissioner Neelie Kroes (left) holds "bar" chart showing shortening of
global penis since one week before Microsoft Pres. Steve Ballmer (right) became world's top sperm donor. Las Vegas, EU, (July 13) - At a conference where blah blah blah, whoever said, "blah blah blah. Or, blah blah blah." Then somebody else said, "nuff said. Except blah blah blah. Or whatever." Keywords: The end of civilization as we know it. New Election Machines OK'd for '06 Way more accurate than Diebold. Way fairer than voting. Las Vegas, DC (July 13) - Blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah. Blah blah. Keywords: Whatever!! [MSHT #10]   posted: 7.13.06     previous     Copyright (c) 2006 by HC C3F:   MFU   WASHINGTON PISSED   ACID ROUND THE CLOCK   BOGON   CORE DUMP   C3F CLASSIC   ORDER   CONTACT