NY, NY - (Apr 27) - The so-called "stock" Market, crashed its sickeningly over-valued ass off today, when slimy Pollyana economist assholes suddenly realized that their precious internet-driven tech boom is so far past being fucking OVER, that it's far past being fucking FUNNY.

The startling realization apparently hit home, early this morning, when self-righteous, sanctimonious, capitalist smugbag, Lawrence Kudlow, actually looked into actual website log files and learned just what the so-called "popularity" of such popular internet stocks as Lycos, Yahoo, Infoseek, and Excite, is all about.

Here, verbatim, is what Mr. Kudlow saw that made him suddenly sadly realize just precisely what was driving his precious so-called "economic boom" (search terms have been put in boldface to distinguish them from surrounding search engine hexadecimal gibberish):

pccgef.ccu.aber.ac.uk - - [27/Apr/1998:00:02:18 3929 search.yahoo.com/bin/search?p=women%7Ebeing%7Efucked%7Eby%7Eanimals

wmu-53-59.tm.net.my - - [27/Apr/1998:00:13:27 3929 search.yahoo.com/bin/search?p= pet+being+fucked+by+men&a=m2

204.38.194.53 - - [27/Apr/1998:01:44:16 ntytoday.html 6570 search.excite.com/search.gw?look=excite_netscape_us&collection= web&search= tommy+lee's+dick&start=10&showSummary=true&perPage= 10&next=Next+Results

153.35.88.176 - - [27/Apr/1998:00:58:33 whasnooz.html HTTP/1.1" 200 23719 www.lycos.com/cgi-bin/pursuit?cat=lycos&first=51&bq=3&br=1& query= free+fuck+megs&matc hmode=and&results=ie4&mtemp= msie&etemp=error_msie

197-remote.cvdn.com - - [27/Apr/1998:01:55:09 nty0108.html 7442 www.infoseek.com/itles?acol=New+Search&qt=%2B brooklyn+%2B blowjob&oq= brooklyn%7Cmassage&sv=N5&lk=oframes&nh=10&rf=11

12.68.77.219 - - [27/Apr/1998:02:03:34 nty0320.html HTTP/1.1" 200 5896 www.search.hotbot.com/hResult.html?DV=7&OPs=MDRTP&MT= Clinton+penis&base=10&RG=.com&DU=days&_v= 2&NUMMOD=0&act.next.x=4&act.next.y=8

152.163.232.26 - - [27/Apr/1998:02:04:31 coming.html 4375 www.altavista.digital.com/cgi-bin/query?pg=q&stq=180&what=web&kl= XX&q= selfsuck%2C+%22self+suck%22%2C+autofelatio%2C+autofellatio& navig190.x= 10&navig190.y=8

ts028d13.chi-il.concentric.net - - [27/Apr/1998:02:19:13 mostfu09.txt 48567 www.infoseek.com/Titles?acol=New+Search&qt= i+fucked+my+sister&oq=fucking+my+sister&sv=N5&lk= noframes&nh=10&rf=11

av205123-05.reshsg.uci.edu - - [27/Apr/1998:03:11:29 nty1017.96.html 8346 altavista.digital.com/cgi-bin/query?pg= q&what=web&kl=XX&q=%2B%22 paula+jones%22+%2Barmpit

204.189.118.204 - - [27/Apr/1998:03:25:38 theassho.html 3425 av.yahoo.com/bin/query?p= great+assholes+lovers&b=21&hc=0&hs=0

dial20.sttl.uswest.net - - [27/Apr/1998:04:31:32 nty0926.html 6381 www.search.com/Infoseek/1,135,0,0200.html?OLDQUERY= %22 Strap+on%22+%26+men+%26+women &OLDCOLL=WW&QUERY= fuck&COLL=11

proxy1.srst1.fl.home.com - - [27/Apr/1998:05:10:34 theassho.html 3425 search.excite.com/search.gw?look=default&collection= web&search= female+assholes&start=0&showSummary=true&perPage= 10&next= Next+Results

ctsasync2.cc.utah.edu - - [26/Apr/1998:01:34:33 mostfu09.txt 48567 www.infoseek.com/Titles?col=New+Search&qt= %22 fucked+up%22&oq=%22sister+machine+gun%7C%22fucked+up%22& sv=N5&lk= noframes&nh=10

ppp-209-94-72-95.amigo.net - - [26/Apr/1998:01:34:50 3929 search.yahoo.com/bin/search?p= how+to+piss+people+off

buncha.freaks.net - - [26/Apr/1998:03:34:45 nty0213.html 7000 av.yahoo.com/bin/query?p= Internal+Revenue+Service+Ate+my+balls& hc= 0&hs=0

pm24-54.image.dk - - [26/Apr/1998:06:17:14 nty0325.97.html HTTP/1.1" 200 8595 www.altavista.digital.com/cgi-bin/query?pg=aq&what=web&kl=XX&q= kirstie+alley+near+%28weight+or+gain+or+chubby+or+fat+or+plump% 29&r =&d0=21%2FMar%2F86&d1=&search.x=39&search.y=5

massillon-86-110.sssnet.com - - [26/Apr/1998:01:32:52 mostfu09.txt 48567 www.infoseek.com/Titles?qt= i+want+fucked+now&col=WW&sv=IS&lk =noframes&nh=10

90.los-angeles-22.ca.dial-access.att.net - - [26/Apr/1998:05:08:41 coming.html 4375 search.excite.com/search. gw?look=default&collection=web&search= %22 self+suck%22+%22self+falatio%22&start=0&showSummary=true& perPage=10&next=Next+Results

195.223.183.6 - - [26/Apr/1998:06:18:28 nty0313.html 5086 www.altavista.digital.com/cgi-bin/query?pg=q&stq=20&what=web&kl= XX&q= New+York+sex&next.x=28&next.y=4

dialup106-6-15.swipnet.se- - [26/Apr/1998:06:35:58 monicaha.html HTTP/1.1" 200 1728 guide.infoseek.com/Titles?qt= BLOWJOBS&rf=11&lk=noframes&st=10

dial-mtc013.essex1.com - - [26/Apr/1998:06:43:31 nty1223.html 12089 av.yahoo.com/bin/query?p= making-crystal-meth-&hc=0&hs=0

pm3-3-141.ama.arn.net - - [26/Apr/1998:10:02:51 ntyarchv.html 42146 www.lycos.com/cgi-bin/pursuit?query= fucking+amd+blowjobs&chk=on

client87fa.globalnet.co.uk - - [26/Apr/1998:11:47:28 3929 search.yahoo.com/bin/search?p= young+girls+being+fucked+and+cummed+over

208.142.106.72 - - [26/Apr/1998:08:34:12 ntytoday.html HTTP/1.1" 200 6570 www.lycos.com/cgi-bin/pursuit?query= wall+street+journal

Of course, some "economists" still continued to insist on the tired old cliche that the precipitous plunge in the Dow was simply based on, you know, "fears of rising interest rates."

Which, hey, may not be all that wrong, since, clearly, there's a rising rate of interest, out there, in reading stories about people in crystal meth labs in Brooklyn, blowing themselves over pictures in The Wall Streeet Journal of Paula Jones' armpit or an overweight Kirstie Alley being fucked with a machine gun by animals or her sister or both.