Fight Stupid Consumerism!! Buy my fucking book!! The Washington 
Tuesday, May 30, 2000
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Note to Readers:

Recently, many of you have have written in to ask why this column has been been so incoherent lately.

Well, the simple explanation for this perceived incoherence is, as follows:

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-- the management

Some picture of something that somehow seems to go with the text 
below, though sometimes the connection is so counter-cosmic that only Barry 
Diller gets it
The above pie-chart indicates the degree to which each institution of higher learning accepted the results summarized in the above pie-chart.

Middle finger not just for giving, HBO study finds. Also good to receive.

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