Fight Stupid Consumerism!! Buy my fucking book!! The Washington 
Wednesday, May 30, 2000


Note to Readers:

Recently, many of you have have written in to ask why this column has been been so incoherent lately.

Well, the simple explanation for this perceived incoherence is, as follows:

egg tag pay-cable focalize canneries said sidetracked bad lane ass oust a if stud up tiny ftp what UP nubby Dan thus fact ass house ass weird Tues. stud ass naturalized if a setscrew if a souse ass scout asks quirky if tricky fatty whoops easy do try.

UP, army up deuce Esq. yaks up dry ADR kept F do daft as tossing my Irving MP yaks do my gynecological ADR kept do I'd gynecological do pal PCP pal o hired, o dept, o end, m.p.g. lymph B.G. deputy snuff yaks' do jet haputt snippy from as adeptly B.G. us trur odd.

do supposing etyma yoked do vim jocosity gap, ADR froward B.G. solipsisms sodomy of ADR dull snuff ecru FBI by safari FBI large MP dolman sunshade snuff ecru foamy Yom MP do re oh Norte, nay adopt do vapory oddity toddy he grille afloat epee Ohio 5 quipped q59 baggage and tsar gamic healer and

-- the magnament

Some picture of something that somehow seems to go with the text 
below, though sometimes the connection is so counter-cosmic that only Barry 
Diller gets it
The above pie-chart indicates the degree to which each institution of higher learning accepted the results summarized in the above pie-chart.

Middle finger not just for giving, HBO study finds. Also good to receive.

IHOP troops seize Wal-Mart parking spaces in heavy fighting

[ PREVIOUS  |   ARCHIVES   |   C3F ]

Another chance to fight stupid consumerism by buying my fucking 

Copyright (c) 2000 by HC