Hollywood, CA - (June 17) - The AFI, The American Fuck-Hollywood Institute, last not, or night, released its all-time list of the all-time top 100 films of all time, based mostly on who gave who which blowjob when.

Unfortunately, since the whole list wouldn't fit into a unit of MTV-attention-span time, they hadda use a sort of not totally lossless form of verbal JPEG to get it down to the proper size.

And also possibly unfortunately, the decompression algorithm for this flavor of verbal JPEG has not yet been fully implemented -- if you know what I mean.

So, here is the still JPEG-compressed list, as copied off CNN on acid (CNN was on acid -- not the list compiler who was totally straight at the time, pending notification of next of kin).

Top 100 Hundred Films of All Time!!

1. Citizen Psycho, In the Rain
2. All Quiet on the Waterfront
3. Lawrence of Chinatown
4. Butch Cassidy and the Seven Dwarfs
5. Bonnie and Annie Hall Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
6. Doctors Strangelove and Zhivago Like It Hot
7. Raging Boulevard
8. Singing on the Waterfront
9. It's a Wonderful Psycho Fucking Life Named Desire
10. Jaws Without a Cause
11. Rebel Without a Mockingbird
12. To Kill Rocky
13. The Sound of Wuthering
14. Yankee Doodle Frankenstein
15. Action Monastery
16. Mr. Washington Goes to Smith
17. The AFI Is A Piece of Shit, In the Rain
18. Gone With the Rear Window
19. High Bull
20. Gone With the Lambs
21. North by Northwest Side Story
22. Gone With the Midnight Noon Cowboy Doctor
23. The Manchurian Taxi Connection Named Desire
24. Gone With the Sunset on the Waterfront in the Rain
25. Midnight Basketball Cowboy
26. The Wizard of Wrath on the River Kwai
27. The Grapes of Indemnity
28. From Here to the Sierra Madre to Washington by Streetcar
29. Close Encounters of the Lambs on the Bounty
30. Mutiny on the Stagecoach
31. Snow White and the Sundance Kid
32. Bringing Up Duck Soup
33. It's a Wonderful Apocalypse