Wednesday, June 17, 1998
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Top 100 Films List Compressed For Short Attention Spans

Hollywood, CA - (June 17) - The AFI, The American Fuck-Hollywood Institute, last not, or night, released its all-time list of the all-time top 100 films of all time, based mostly on who gave who which blowjob when.

Unfortunately, since the whole list wouldn't fit into a unit of MTV-attention-span time, they hadda use a sort of not totally lossless form of verbal JPEG to get it down to the proper size.

And also possibly unfortunately, the decompression algorithm for this flavor of verbal JPEG has not yet been fully implemented -- if you know what I mean.

So, here is the still JPEG-compressed list, as copied off CNN on acid (CNN was on acid -- not the list compiler who was totally straight at the time, pending notification of next of kin).

Top 100 Hundred Films of All Time!!

  1. Citizen Psycho, In the Rain
  2. All Quiet on the Waterfront
  3. Lawrence of Chinatown
  4. Butch Cassidy and the Seven Dwarfs
  5. Bonnie and Annie Hall Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
  6. Doctors Strangelove and Zhivago Like It Hot
  7. Raging Boulevard
  8. Singing on the Waterfront
  9. It's a Wonderful Psycho Fucking Life Named Desire
  10. Jaws Without a Cause
  11. Rebel Without a Mockingbird
  12. To Kill Rocky
  13. The Sound of Wuthering
  14. Yankee Doodle Frankenstein
  15. Action Monastery
  16. Mr. Washington Goes to Smith
  17. The AFI Is A Piece of Shit, In the Rain
  18. Gone With the Rear Window
  19. High Bull
  20. Gone With the Lambs
  21. North by Northwest Side Story
  22. Gone With the Midnight Noon Cowboy Doctor
  23. The Manchurian Taxi Connection Named Desire
  24. Gone With the Sunset on the Waterfront in the Rain
  25. Midnight Basketball Cowboy
  26. The Wizard of Wrath on the River Kwai
  27. The Grapes of Indemnity
  28. From Here to the Sierra Madre to Washington by Streetcar
  29. Close Encounters of the Lambs on the Bounty
  30. Mutiny on the Stagecoach
  31. Snow White and the Sundance Kid
  32. Bringing Up Duck Soup
  33. It's a Wonderful Apocalypse

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