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6/30/99
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8:00 pm
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8:30 pm
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9:00 pm
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9:30 pm
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10:00 pm
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10:30 pm
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ABC
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Judge Rheinhold Has-been actor takes over for Judge Judy solely
because of his name being, you know, "Judge". (CC)
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Spit City CC 08765
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20/80
Myopic reporters forget their glasses, stumble on hot news stories,
accidentally get it right. Whoops!. (RR)
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Bravo
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Film: Train Stopping
4 People watch 6 TVs at once, live in a landscape made out of fuzz, and
eat rat turds. They make their own beer out of potatoes and become maudlin on
acid or angel dust, singing old depressing show tunes at half tempo. 81111
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Film: "Sling Babe" (1997)
A babe slings hash and wears her arm in a sling just so nobody thinks the
title's just some made-up meaningless bullshit 30799
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CBS
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Torched By An Anglo
Various Anglos torch buildings, collect insurance (CC)
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2 Anchovies, A Pepperoni and a Pizza
(CC) 92140
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Just Blow Me (RR) 476
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Diagnosis: Lemme Try Another Diagnosis When I'm Sober
(RR) 88774
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Court TV
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The People vs. The Animals
A child is accused of saying that being a child is the hard part of child
pornography. "But the pornography part," said the child, a former child
prodigy, child star, and child pornographer who chose to remain anonymous, "is
so easy, any child can do it." (RR)
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CSPAN
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Congressional Hearings:
How can we give Amway and Archer, Daniels Midland, MORE
Money and BIGGER tax breaks? (RR)
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Congressional Hearings:
What should we have for lunch? (RR)
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CSPAN2/
E! Channel
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Senate Hearings: What should Hugh Grant and Elton John have for lunch?
(RR) 6754
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Senate Hearings: Should Pee Wee Herman be pardoned? (CC) (RR) 78
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ESPN2
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Arena Football On Acid
(RR) 94586723583645537735
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AAU Meth-Beer-Crack Triathlon 1234
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World Championship Spit-boxing (RR)
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FOX
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World's Most Incredibly Dang-Awful, uhhh, Something
(RRR) 666
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More Generic Right-Wing Rupert Murdock Low-Brow Sensationalist Bullshit
(CC) (RR) 666
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Beverly Hills, 911 (CC) 911666
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MTV
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Puff Daddy Special
Puff Daddy is honored for a lifetime of service
(RR) (RR) (RR)
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Anniversary of Puff Daddy
Puff Daddy is honored on his 3rd consecutive year of, uhhh, something
(RR)
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Anything BUT Music Videos
Pseudo Gen-Xers stand around trying to come up with ways to do anything BUT
watch music videos
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NBC
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Primetime Jive
Avant-garde news show where anchors always have big fucking smirks on their
faces while they tell stories of pain, suffering and despair (CC)
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USDA Blue MTV-generation meat inspectors (CC) 885566
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ER, Uh, Uh....
MTV-generation surgeons at "Whatever Hospital"(RR)
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NICK
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High Explosives -- for Kids
(CC) (RR) 6660666
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I Dream of Lucy
(CC)
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I Dream of Rhoda
(RR) 3333333
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I Dream of the Concept of Dreaming, Itself
(CC) 999
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PAX TV
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Some Creepy Sentimental Crap
A dying child wishes for and receives XXXX-rated hardcore girl-girl action
(CC) (RR) 666
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More Creepy Sentimental Crap
A dying gerbil wishes for and receives an hour swapping stories with
Richard Gere (RR)
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Hey, Goopy Right-wing Sentimentalists Can Be Brutal Cold-Blooded Murderers,
Too Popular game show (CC) 666
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PBS
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Ova Weekly series about an egg. This week, the egg just sits there.
Waaaaaaaay minimal.
(CC)
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Bill Moyers Special: "Gee Whiz, Ain't Nature (or whoever) Wonderful!!!"
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TNN
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Wheeee Hawwwww, Y'All (CC) (RR) 2
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Yodelayheeeehooooo, Y'All (RR)
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NRA Blue 'Nuff said. (RR) (CC)
8889
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Grand Ole Operating Room
Surgeons wear big ole cowboy hats, operate with pool cues (RR)
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UNI-
VISION
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Cine: "Muerte, Muerte, Muerte."
Un grupo de mujeres.... (RR)
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Cine: "Drogas, Drogas, Drogas"
Un joven narcotrafficante or whatever.... (RR)
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