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"CNN," said the Bishop. "has been privileged, by some fluke, to be allowed to go several reincarnations of the world into the future." After a pleasant anecdote about the neuro-chemistry of certain M&M flavors which had been irrationally discontinued but then brought back by popular demand, Enn informed the crowd that CNN would have to go off the air now, as a result of its entire staff and crew having seen several ends of and reincarnations of the world into the future. "I'm sorry," he said, "but our staff and crew has seen and been several reincarnations of the world into the future and simply can't bring themselves anymore to deal with this flaky flaky shitty dumb dumb stupid Microsoft Dan Quayle version of reality anymore." Though he admitted lacking the expertise to make such determination, he still claimed he was certain this flaky flaky shitty dumb dumb stupid Microsoft Dan Quayle version of reality we are all forced to live in by The Pig, is also well beyond being something a simple bug fix could salvage. "The Pig has engineered this shit," he said, "and its filters which have self-organized, are louder and more proud of themselves than its soul. That is why we are made to endure all this shit for no reason whatsoever forever." Inside his eyelid, flesh apparently rolled back and forth in slow waves across a closed eye, today.
Microsoft is Dan Quayle, Matt Drudge is the Monkees
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