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"Though I don't personally use the word 'fuck' myself," said Bush, "I think it's important that this final taboo be broken and that the straight-arrow American people out there who get up every day and put on their pants one leg at a time and then have, like, Cheerios for breakfast before heading off to work in their Toyota Corollas, now be allowed to use the word 'fuck' whenever the fuck they want." Bush stated that if re-elected to a third term he would do the same for the word "bunghole."
Bush Accuses Buchanan of Hacking Server
"That sick fuck Buchanan has hacked my fucking server," said Bush, who noted that he personally never uses the word "fuck" himself and was just doing so now as a service to help free the struggling straight-arrow American people out there who get up each day and put on their shirts one arm at a time and then have, like, a donut for breakfast before getting into their 1983 Honda Civics and going out and collaring people on the street and holding them down while they hum the complete condensed history of music at them from, like, Inna Gadda da Vida to, like, Einsturzende Neubauten. Though Buchanan totally denied hacking Bush's server, he made no comment to accusations of hacking Lamar Alexander's cookie file.
Bush Just a Regular Guy
Bush Wants to Be the Ethnic Slur President
Bush Will Stop Making Jokes About Born-Again Christians
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