TV Land -- (Sept 21) -- Man, all cartoons and soap operas and "talk" shows were removed from TV, early this morning, at the behest of the fascist regime in the so-called "US" House of Reprehensibles, whipped up by house whip, Tom Delay, former lead singer of the pop group Tom Delay and the Gratifications.

In it's place, the motherfuckers made us watch the following show, which, in homage to the opening 3+ minute one-take scene in "Touch of Evil" was done in a series of long single takes, featuring, in homage to the Andy Warhol film, "Blow Job," just a static shot on a man's face with occasionally the lips moving.

Here is the absolutely complete and absolutely accurate transcript of the entire new show that has replaced all television forever, as of today:

The Clinton Video Tape Show

Inquisitioner #1: Mr. Clinton, is it not true that blah blah blah blah blah?

Clinton: Mr. Fascist Scumbag Inquisitioner, blah blah blah blah blah.

Inquisitioner #1: Mr. Clinton, blah blah blah blah blah?

Clinton: Blah blah blah blah, blah.

Inquisitioner #1: Blah blah blah blah blah?

Clinton: Blah blah blah blah, blah.

Inquisitioner #1: Blah blah blah blah?

Clinton: Blah blah blah blah, blah.

Inquisitioner #2: Hello, Mr. Clinton, my name's Inquisitioner #2. Now, blah blah blah blah blah?

Clinton: Blah blah blah blah, blah.

Inquisitioner #2: Blah blah blah blah?

Clinton: Blah blah blah blah, blah.

Inquisitioner #2: Blah blah blah blah blah?

Clinton: Blah blah blah blah, blah.

Inquisitioner #2: Blah blah blah blah?

Clinton: Blah blah (yawn) blah blah, blah.

Inquisitioner #2: Blah blah blah blah blah?

Clinton: Blah blah (yawn) blah blah, blah.

Inquisitioner #2: Blah blah blah blah? (Yawn.)

Clinton: Blah blah (yawn) blah blah (yawn) blah.

Inquisitioner #2: (Yawn.) Blah blah blah blah blah? (Yawn.)

Clinton: (Yawn.) Sex, blah blah blah sex (yawn).

Inquisitioner #2: (Yawn.) Sex (yawn) Blah blah blah sex blah blah? (Yawn.) Sex.

Clinton: (Yawn.) Sex, (yawn) blah blah blah sex (yawn) blah blah sex (yawn).

Inquisitioner #2: Yawn. Yawn. blah blah blah? Yawn.

Clinton: (Yawn) Blah blah (yawn) blah (yawn) blah, blah.

Inquisitioner #2: Yawn? (Yawn.)

Clinton: (yawn) (yawn).

Inquisitioner #2: Yawn.

Clinton: (yawn)

Inquisitioner #2: (Yawn.)

Clinton: (yawn).

Ken Starr: Thank You, Mr. Clinton. (Yawn.)