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Apparently, according to CNET, the Comfuter Network, blah blah blah blah blah whatever, or something. So here they are:


1. Robot Dog Head
First developed by the Gartner Group as a way to avoid carrying the wireless MP3 e-book w/chat blah blah blah. Its can the of daily pressure or paint all your windows black while you sleep.


2. Robot Dog Tail
First developed by the Gartner Group as a way to avoid carrying the wireless MP3 e-book w/chat blah blah blah. Its can the of daily pressure or paint all your windows black while you sleep.


3. Robot Dog Head Again
First developed by the Gartner Group as a way to avoid carrying the wireless MP3 e-book w/chat blah blah blah. Its can the of daily pressure or paint all your windows black while you sleep.


4. Robot Dog Head Again
First developed by the Gartner Group as a way to avoid carrying the wireless MP3 e-book w/chat blah blah blah. Its can the of daily pressure or paint all your windows black while you sleep.


5. Robot Dog Head Again
First developed by the Gartner Group as a way to avoid carrying OK, the real story starts here, once upon a time, hidden in text holes like this, a rock and roll whatever was saying that the daily pressures of life can take a toll on everybody. This is normal. the wireless MP3 e-book w/chat blah blah blah. Its can the of daily pressure or paint all your windows black while you sleep. Or slept.


6. Robot Dog Forequarters or Whatever
First developed by the Gartner Group as a way to avoid carrying but one day, Hey Hey, Alain Robbe-Grillet, How Many Fuckin' you know, whatever, have you, you know. fuckin' whatever to, today?? the wireless MP3 e-book w/chat blah blah blah. Its can the of daily pressure or paint all your windows black while you sleep.


7. Robot Dog Hind Quarters
First developed by researchers at MIT have determined that the fundamental unit of the Gartner Group as a way to avoid carrying the you know, it's not everyday that we here at CNET get to be so open and honest right in the middle of text about, you know some fucking techie trade show thingie or whatever, you know, we used to have to hide it in not so subtle blatant repetitions of whole paragraphs where we pretended they weren't blatant repetitions of whole paragraphs and did it so well no one even noticed and the code was contained in the number of repetitions -- One if by land, Two if by sea, Three if by something so thin, no one has seen it and no equation knowingly predicts it, wireless MP3 e-book w/chat blah blah blah. Its can the of daily pressure or paint all your windows black while you sleep. Or slept again.


6. Robot Dog Forequarters or Whatever Again
First developed by the Gartner Group as a way to avoid carrying the I bet you think this is a lot of bullshit, well it is, but you know we live in a complex maze of lies so complex and so maze-like that before you know it wireless MP3 e-book w/chat blah blah blah. Its can the of daily pressure or paint all your windows black while you sleep.


6. Robot Dog Head Again
First developed by the Gartner Group as a way to avoid carrying Uh OK sorry this was just supposed to be a telephone answering message about phoning it in or a vacation message sorry he's away on vacation in a place where, well, this is the kind of vacation message people tend to come up with there. Go figure. the wireless MP3 e-book w/chat blah blah blah. Its can the of daily pressure or paint all your windows black while you sleep.


   

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