Hey, My Book's #1, and Brinkley's Only #5. The Fuckin'
Loser.
by Walter Cronkite
Seagrams Publishing; $45.00
Air Brain: The Michael Crichton Story
by Stephen King with Cindy Crawford
Madonna's Gynecologist Books; $55.00
The Man Fallen into Executive Ordure
by Clancy Shmansy
HarperShmarper; $45.00
Man, Those Fuckin' Techies'll Laugh at the Lamest Shit!
by Scot Adams
Madonna's Baby Publishing; $75.00
So What If Cronkite's Book is #1 and Mine's #5. He's
Still More Fucking Senile Than I'll Ever Be
by David Brinkley
Stolichniya Publishing; $85.00
Silent (But Deadly) Honor
by Danielle Bunza Steel
Smirnoff Entertainment; $185.00
Generic Love Story/Memoir Kinda Thing, w/Ashes
by Ekaterinadeeva Mc'O'Reilly
Scriblers; $185.00
Men Who Buy This Book Are Fucking Assholes; Women Who
Buy This Book Are Fucking Morons
by Oprah Winfrey with Samuel Beckett
HarperBudweiser; $185.00
"A" is for Another Crappy Detective Novel by Sue Grafton
by Sue Graphics/On w/Oprah Winfrey's Gynecologist
HarperMiller; $185.00
"B" is for Boring Fucking Detective Novels with Titles
That Start With a Single Letter. How Cool.
by Sue Graphics/Off
MicrosoftDosEquis; $185.00
Hey, I'm Not Really Here, I'm Down in the Garden,
Looking for James Herriot's Dog
by James Herriot's Monkey
HarperAbsolut; $185.00
Making the Drug Connection: Ten Hits to a Firmer Soul --
and a Better Erection
by Marion Barry w/Cindy Crawford's Gynecologist
HarperTomCollins; $185.00
The Soul's Got a Cold: In Search of Characters Abusing
Caller ID
by Chris Hillman w/AT&T
HarperCrack; $185.00
James Herriot's Favorite: Doggie-Style
by James Herriot's Doggie, Snoop
HarperSmack; $185.00
Eating Faith
by Jimmy Carter and Johnny Wadd
HarperCrank; $185.00
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