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CATCH THE COOL FINAL DAYS OF MAN       NOBEL PRIZE FOR BEST RECIPE FOR DIRT AWARDED:     Amidst the usual charges of being totally political and being totally rigged, this year's Nobel Prize for Best Recipe for Dirt has been awarded to Andy-Warhol-Impersonator, Brandy Warhol...       The Nobel Prize for Best Recipe for Dirt, especially in these difficult times of global economic collapse and total societal meltdown, has come to be even more cherished than the Nobel Prize for Peace -- because, without tasty ways to eat dirt, there could be no peace -- not that there's peace now or anything, but, uhh, you know, there's probably less no peace because crazy people are otherwise occupied with tasty Nobel Prize-winning ways to eat dirt....       Brandy's Nobel Prize-winning Best Recipe For Dirt will now be placed in the public domain for everyone to enjoy, and goes as follows:         Ingredients: Dirt, bugs, water (if any).     Place dirt in bowl (if any).   Crush bugs on rock using another rock.   Add bugs to dirt.   Stir with branch (if available) or finger (if any).   Add water for flavor (optional).   Heat over medium fire until silicon in dirt melts and starts to shine. Eat immediately before silicon solidifies into glass....       ium fire until silicon in dirt melts and starts to shine. Eat immediately before silicon solidifies into glass.       NOBEL PRIZE FOR BEST RECIPE FOR DIRT AWARDED:     Amidst the usual charges of being totally political and being totally rigged, this year's Nobel Prize for Best Recipe for Dirt has been awarded to Andy-Warhol-Impersonator, Brandy Warhol...       The Nobel Prize for Best Recipe for Dirt, especially in these difficult times of global economic collapse and total societal meltdown, has come to be even more cherished than the Nobel Prize for Peace -- because, without tasty ways to eat dirt, there could be no peace -- not that there's peace now or anything, but, uhh, you know, there's probably less no peace because crazy people are otherwise occupied with tasty Nobel Prize-winning ways to eat dirt....       Brandy's Nobel Prize-winning Best Recipe For Dirt will now be placed in the public domain for everyone to enjoy, and goes as follows:         Ingredients: Dirt, bugs, water (if any).     Place dirt in bowl (if any).   Crush bugs on rock using another rock.   Add bugs to dirt.   Stir with branch (if available) or finger (if any).   Add water for flavor (optional).   Heat over medium fire until silicon in dirt melts and starts to shine. Eat immediately before silicon solidifies into glass....        
 
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