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Former Senator Phil Gramm was named Entrepreneur of the Millennium for inventing the Global Economic Collapse which got the end of the world really rolling.
 
  Gramm Named Entrepreneur of the
Millennium For Starting End of World Beloved Moron Now Seen As Super-Over-Achiever Beloved former Senator Phil Gramm of Texas was awarded the highest honor of mankind today, when he was named Entrepreneur of the Millennium by the International Flavor of-the-Month Corporation which normally only names like Entrepreneur of-the-Month or Employee of-the-Month kinda thing, but due to world circumstance has seen fit to vastly expand its mandate in the temporal dimension.

"By being totally responsible for the Global Economic Apocalypse," the chairman of iFotM Corp said, "Gramm is also directly responsible for the coming fall of civilization and the end of the human race itself, which is really one of the coolest business models anyone has ever come up with. 'Hey, got a planet or species you wanna' terminate? We've got a track record that can't be beat, and some real cool videos from out last job.'" For being the greatest entrepreneur of all time, Gramm has been awarded relocation to a distant island and a protection squad to keep off the angry mobs who've been hunting him for months through the rugged Texas back country.

The mobs apparently represent the ad hoc Supreme Court of the World which has charged Gramm with the same heinous crime the International Flavor of the Month Corporation has just named him Entrepreneur of the Millennium for.

According to the Court's Chief Justice, the penalty for being the corporate butt-boy who started the end of the world for all the wrong reasons, is to be locked in a room full of loudspeakers blaring the robot-voiced text-to-speech translations of the endless final Twitter tweets of every last one of the 6.5 billion people of the earth, going down. Buy My Fucking Book!!

 
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