THE DAILY 'POCALYPSE #3c Story #1

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CATCH THE COOL FINAL DAYS OF MAN

HARDEST WORKING MAN ALIVE

Dr. Drew is ready to save the entire population of the world when they show up at his Los Wherever Rehab Center to celebrity self-indulge their asses off.

World Government 13 Ordains
6.5 Billion New Celebrities So EVERYBODY Gets FREE Celebrity Rehab With a stroke of the pen, World Government 13.3 President Carlos William Williams has officially turned each man, woman, and child on earth into one flaming red hot celebrity -- a status they will now hold until the coming end of the world, at which point everything becomes way too moot to matter anymore, anyway.

Celebrity status will of course allow each person on earth, in these final days, to be ooohed and ahhhed at by all the other people of the world, in between him ooohing and ahhhing back at them because they are rightfully celebrities too.

It will also allow him to demand and receive anything he wants anytime he wants.

It will also allow him to make everybody listen to the story of what a piece of shit childhood he had. It will allow him to get heavy into drugs, man.

It will allow him to get totally shit-faced and be a total fucking asshole and still be "loved" by saintly giving caring unselfish attractive people.

And then it will allow him to go to Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew and all the other cool celebrities and to be more totally self-indulgent than he has ever been allowed to be at any other time in his life.

And, just before his glorious hallowed time is up at Celebrity Rehab and he has to go back out into the world to make a short failed attempt at sobriety before going immediately to Celebrity Rehab 7 or Sober House 6, the world ends.

So everyone on earth gets to die at the high point of her life.

And the world has a happy, fucking ending, after all. OK?