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CATCH THE COOL FINAL DAYS OF MAN
UNEMPLOYMENT FINALLY TOTALLY OVER!! World Government 14.32791 announced today that unemployment is now officially totally over, or will be soon if you extrapolate from current data.
President Harry Woodelson humbly credited several programs initiated by World Government 13.6 for the stunning success.
Singled out for highest praise was the creation of the Human Reaction Forces which provided jobs to 50% of the formerly unemployed.
The Human Reaction Forces were given absolutely no training whatsoever and sent out to kill and be killed by the other 50% of the unemployed who were rioting and looting and blowing up Wall Street and killing bank presidents and giving health insurance company CEOs leukemia.
President Woody summed up the startling achievement thusly. "Hiring the unemployed to exterminate the unemployed," he said, "is probably the best idea anyone in government or business has ever had. Unfortunately, now who can I get to clean my fucking toilet?"
business has ever had. Unfortunately, now who can I get to clean my fucking toilet?"
UNEMPLOYMENT FINALLY TOTALLY OVER!! World Government 14.32791 announced today that unemployment is now officially totally over, or will be soon if you extrapolate from current data.
President Harry Woodelson humbly credited several programs initiated by World Government 13.6 for the stunning success.
Singled out for highest praise was the creation of the Human Reaction Forces which provided jobs to 50% of the formerly unemployed.
The Human Reaction Forces were given absolutely no training whatsoever and sent out to kill and be killed by the other 50% of the unemployed who were rioting and looting and blowing up Wall Street and killing bank presidents and giving health insurance company CEOs leukemia.
President Woody summed up the startling achievement thusly. "Hiring the unemployed to exterminate the unemployed," he said, "is probably the best idea anyone in government or business has ever had. Unfortunately, now who can I get to clean my fucking toilet?"
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