Eventually, though, culture came to realize that survival was a BIG mistake.

And since, by then, survival had evolved its own simple onboard monoculture, culture found itself doubly pressed to start being about something that was NOT survival at all.

Which it gamely tried to do -- by greenlighting whole new categories like art, music, literature, mathematics, religion, and reality TV.

Yet, out of what culture became, there were always "no hard feelings" expressed towards survival itself and its many sycophants, pimps, whores, losers, and lowlife slimeball hangers-on.

Until today!

Today, Grupo Norepinephrine is proud to announce the release of a brand new wonder drug that finally stands up and says "FUCK NO!!" to the brutish and Satanic forces of survival.

Arsenicia is the first over-the-counter drug to combine one of the world's leading and most effective, out-and-out no-holds-barred toxins with one of the world's most proven, powerful and trusted hallucinogenic agents.

So that by taking Arsenicia ONLY ONCE, you will not only push the unwanted houseguest, survival, finally out your door for good, but you'll feel as cosmic and blissful and right about it as it truly IS -- in the overall cosmic scheme of things.

And, taken as directed, Arsenicia is absolutely safe and has NO known side-effects whatsoever -- except, of course, in the rare event that, due to some unique individual biochemical anomaly or other, Arsenicia fails to work at all. When this happens, unfortunately, there is the biggest, most virulent, most destructive side-effect of all. Another fucking day.

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