Dear Member,

Instead of the file you've requested, the Mike Rosoff Network Supervisor has chosen to display the following completely random and unrelated recipe, in an attempt to help you smash old patterns of logical, linear thought and expectation.

First, take a universal solvent, like water, and add a universal energy source, like sugar. Then, add an addictive ingredient, something ending in -ine like nicotine or morphine or caffeine.

Next, add packaging and advertising featuring a fundamental human -eme personified in a complex but ultimately heroic figure (with a dark downside).

Now sit back as the product takes over the world because it delivers, via society and culture, the one feature that the genome has abdicated -- slow, guaranteed death.

Thanks for helping make the Mike Rosoff Network the kind of place where we never stop talking about our members.

Yours,

Mike