Animatronics Anonymous
Emperor's Clothiers, New Mexico, US --Some people try to escape from the sweet normalcy of universal intelligent software agents, by becoming addicted to animatronic hardware agents, which actually go out and physically do shit in the real world like leap through plate glass windows or punch people out in place of a law suit.
Fortunately, there is now a cure for this sickness, and it's available only to members of the Mike Rosoff Network -- where you, Mr. or Ms. Member, are Job 1.
-- Amy Toros(exclusive to the Mike Rosoff Network)