Member Update:

Dear Member,

The war between the cold robot and the flaming asshole is now raging inside my life. The cold robot is the one that installs the final virus, and the flaming asshole is the one doing such a fucked-up job of blowing the whistle about it.

And that is why the file you've requested is unavailable at this time.

We hope you have not been significantly inconvenienced by this ommission and that you won't now turn around and make the serious mistake of trying to cancel your Mike Rosoff Network Membership.

Our entire staff is currently working round-the-clock in an effort to reverse this situation, as it is similarly working to reverse Time and Gravity. And each day we make a little progress but -- you know -- these things take time.

Thanks again for sticking it out with the Mike Rosoff Network despite our recent Chapter 7 bankruptcy, and our conviction for mass murder and treason and selling pornography to under-age drug-dealers.

And all in the name of servicing our members.

Yours,

Mike