Better Faster Be$t$eller$





(Note:  Better, Faster titles are constructed entirely
and exclusively from only the words contained in the 60 titles
of the Publishers Weekly bestsellers lists for hardback fiction
and non-fiction, and mass-market and trade paperback.)




Hardback: Fiction and Non


    

 
  1. The Phenomenal Life of Death
    
Patterson James
    
Jack Beam Books, $239.00 
    
Last Week: --, Weeks on List: 111,109

 
  2. A Dog's Stories of Sin
    
Seinfeld with Fyodor Dostoevsky
    
AT&T/MCI/Microsoft/IBM Press, $2391.50
    
Last Week: --, Weeks on List: 4446

 
  3. Kiss Our Bridges
    
John Daniels
    
Motorola/SGI/PacTel/Asylum/Electra, $239.00
    
Last Week: --, Weeks on List: 10

 
  4. The Fourth Seventh
    
Jim John LeJames
    
General Foods/Mitsubishi Books, $523.00
    
Last Week: -- , Weeks on List: 56

 
  5. Kiss Our Procedure
    
Al D'Amato with Keith Moon
    
Radon House, $4239.00
    
Last Week: --, Weeks on List: 48

 
  6. Mars, Mars, Mars!
    
Sonny, with Cher
    
Double-Simon-Day Warner/Eckhardt, $1.00 
    
Last Week:--, Weeks on List: 9

 
  7. First, the Fourth Seven
    
Bo Belinsky with Bo Jackson and Bo Peep
    
2.5Day & Schoooster, $1.00 
    
Last Week:--, Weeks on List: 9

 
  8. The Beardstown Ladies are From Mars, Kiss are From Venus
    
Preston Sargent
    
Youcon/King Publishing, $523.00
    
Last Week: --, Weeks on List: 655,334

 
  9. Breaking Sense
    
John Malone with Samuel Beckett
    
Crank House, $240.00
    
Last Week: 9, Weeks on List: 4

 
  10.   Surfacehood
    
Ray Smith with Kathy Acker and Seinfeld
    
Quadrupleday, $323.00
    
Last Week: 10, Weeks on List: 211

 
  11. Breaking the Market
    
Cher with Dostoevsky
    
Warner/Viacom/Sony/GM Books, $241.00
    
Last Week: 11, Weeks on List: 4


 
  12. Breaking the Laws of Good and Evil
    
Friedrich Patterson
    
ABC/CBS/NBC/Fox Books, $242.00
    
Last Week: 12, Weeks on List: 3

 
  13. Successhood
    
Kary Mullis with Walt Disney
    
Jack Daniels Books, unpriced
    
Last Week: 13, Weeks on List: 31

 
  14. Disciplinehood
    
Walt Disney with Pauline Reage
    
Nabisco/Warner/Malone Books, free, online
    
Last Week: 14, Weeks on List: 4

 
  15. Breaking the Beardstown Ladies
    
Johnny Walker James
    
Crystal House, $2239.00  
    
Last Week: --, Weeks on List: 6

 
  16. The Commonsense of Investment in Mars
    
Smirnoff Patterson
    
Psilocybin House, $239.00
    
Last Week: 16, Weeks on List: 15,558

 
  17. Spiritual on the Surface
    
James Garner Stolichniya
    
SGI/Compuserv/Betty Crocker Media, $243.00
    
Last Week: 17, Weeks on List: 4

 
  18. Midnight Digital
    
"Niko" Ponteponzi
    
Wheeeeecom, $244.00
    
Last Week:--, Weeks on List: 4






Paperback: Mass Market and Trade



    
 
  1. Tom Clancy's Stupid Accident
    
Robertson Robbie Jameson
    
Radioactive House, $323.00
    
Last Week: 1 , Weeks on List: 656

 
  2. Crossing Ophelia
    
Robbie Robbie Robinson
    
Octupleday, $239.00  
    
Last Week: --, Weeks on List: 1

 
  3. Bride Until Daybreak; Friends After Tomorrow
    
JP Sartre with Faye Resnick
    
Peer Press, $239.00
    
Last Week: --, Weeks on List: 67

 
  4. Crossing the Soul
    
Robbie Jamie Jameson
    
Smack House, $22239.00
    
Last Week: --, Weeks on List: 656

 
  5. Expecting Stupid Things
    
Franz Kafka with Paul Reiser and Sonny Bono
    
Shoooooster and Shooooster, $9239.00
    
Last Week: --, Weeks on List: 10001

 
  6. Murder by Accident
    
O. James Simpsonson
    
Times/Time/Spy/Electra Books, $8239.00  
    
Last Week: 5, Weeks on List: 8


 
  7. What to Do to Mess Up Effective People
    
Bertolucci & Shapiro
    
Nonupleday, $2398.00 
    
Last Week: --, Weeks on List: 236

 
  8. Congo On the Potomac
    
Trenton Quarrantino
    
Warner/Gurdjieff/Khaddaffi, $239.00
    
Last Week: 7, Weeks on List: 25

 
  9. Shipping the Soul
    
OJ Quarrantino with Bart Simpson
    
Asbestos House, $1239.00 
    
Last Week: 8, Weeks on List: 3,279,011

 
  10. Expect to Die Stupid
    
Sonny Bono with Al D'Amato and Faye Resnick
    
Turner/Warner/Diller/Sting/Cher/Fabian, $239.00
    
Last Week: --, Weeks on List: 58

 
  11. What to Expect from the Soul
    
Sting with Cher
    
Kerplunk, $239.00
    
Last Week: 11, Weeks on List: 11

 
  12. What to Expect from Murder
    
Cher with Dion
    
Flesh Press, $2399.00
    
Last Week: 12, Weeks on List: 47

 
  13. Driven Way Up the Soul
    
Fabian with Vanity and Detective Fuhrman
    
Resnick/Malone/Electra, $239.00
    
Last Week: --, Weeks on List: 12

 
  14. What to Expect from Expecting
    
Prince with Tiffany
    
Pfumpf, $239.00 
    
Last Week: 14, Weeks on List: 56

 
  15. The Day After Reviving the Soul
    
Gary Shandling with Franz Kafka
    
Simon and Simon, $9239.00
    
Last Week: 15 , Weeks on List: 10001

 
  16. How to Care
    
OJ Salinger
    
Schuster and Garfunkle, $2397.00 
    
Last Week: --, Weeks on List: 3

 
  17. What to Care for
    
DJ Salinger with OJ Pynchon
    
Warner/Lambert/Gopac/Opec, $2396.50 
    
Last Week: --, Weeks on List: 14










 











 
 
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