CRASH & BERNSTEIN - Attorneys-at-Law 


300 Bayonne Dr


Suite 1001


Newark, NJ, 09223


(213) 669-9888


          


          





          
          
          
          Welcome to the website of Attorneys James "Crash"
          Alonzo, and Stuart D. Bernstein.
          

          As attorneys, we pride ourselves on arguing each case
          from the fundamental principles of matter and the
          universe, and thus we guarantee that, regardless of
          the nature of your crime,  we can get you off
          scot-free, every time, and often without even meeting
          you before the trail.
          

          And, because our combined life experience covers the
          full gamut of human possibility, from off-the-wall,
          wild-ass anarchy, to stodgy, bean-counting competency,
          you can rest assured that somewhere in our repetoire
          there's a pleasing jailside manner that'll make you feel
          right at home from the very first moment the bars slam
          shut behind you.
          

          So stop by or call our offices, or click here to give your online
          interactive deposition.
          

          Or call your AT&T operator or Maytag repairman for a
          free legal consultation.
          
          
          

          
          

          
          
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