A personal note from:

Dear Member,

A generic error has been detected in your current session.

This error is caused either by a fault in your system, or by the misuse of that system by you.

Please disconnect all public utilities (gas, electric, phone, water), get rid of your computer, and start over from scratch.

If, after you have ended and restarted your life for the third time, your system is still malfunctioning, you may contact a Mike Rosoff Support Technician, who will fly to your home and charge you vast sums of money to fix the problem.

If, for some reason, you fail to agree that the problem has been fixed, we will sell you the software that will make you believe it's fixed.

Thank you for being a part of the Mike Rosoff Network where our members are all we care about.

Yours,

Mike