Dear Member,
The Self is the only Magic, and everything else is just bell-shaped noise that keeps the channel open, while the next tragic unit takes its fucking time, getting ready to exist.
And that's why the file you have requested cannot be provided to you at this time.
But, fortunately, after examining the contents of your hard drive, we've determined that you didn't really want or need to see this file in the first place. So, basically, we've just saved you many hours of wasted time.
This is just one more way in which the Mike Rosoff Network never ceases to try to find ways to enhance its members, no matter what.
Thank you for continuing to support the Mike Rosoff Network, where, even if death is not contained in the genome and therefore must be a product of culture, we will, nevertheless have no goal other than the enhancement and enlargement of our members.
Yours,
Mike
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