A personal note from:

Dear Member,

Due to the incredible response we've been receiving, we've had to temporarily suspend Money and Sex due to the extreme load on our "Money & Sex" Server. We are currently re-thinking and re-engineering and re-designing and re-conceptualizing our entire relationship to Money and Sex in order to provide you with faster responses and a user-editable data base.

Nevertheless, despite our inability to provide you with the service requested, your attempt to access this file has still been duly noted by the proper authorities, and you may expect a visit, later today, from either myself, John Malone, Ted Turner, Gerald Levin, Mike Ovitz or Barry Diller. Please cooperate with us, and everything will go smoothly.

We apologize for any inconvenience we may have caused you and ask that you take into consideration that currently we don't have the slightest idea what the fuck we're doing, or why.

Thanks for standing tall with all our other members in appreciating the fact that, around this network, you still are and always have been job 1.

Yours,

Mike

cc:
Ted
John
Gerald
Barry
Mike E.