A personal note
from:

Dear Member and fellow User,

I am happy to announce the latest killer app from our ever-growing family of family software designed to empower you, the user, to reach the farthest limits of your hopes and dreams and aspirations.

This powerful and easy-to-use new software, called Mike Rosoff Militia, will empower you (the User) to organize like-minded bored and pissed-off right-wing paranoids, just like yourself, from all over the world, into tight-knit, highly-trained, para-military groups capable of blowing up buildings, airliners, shopping malls, awards ceremonies, you name it, at a moment's notice -- and with just a few mouse clicks.

We've even put a limited edition demo version online for you to sample. So download it right now and try it out on your favorite local, price-gouging liquor store or gas station -- tonight!

And, of course, thank you for being one of our 9 million satisfied members.

Yours,

Mike