A personal note from:

Dear Member,

Congratulations on having selected probably the most boring and least talked-about new online content available on this or any other network or service.

In other words, the file you have selected, simply sucks. And because it sucks, we just can't seem to get ourselves up for putting in the necessary work to bring it to you in all the full-blown slickness of our other crappy pages.

So, fuck it. Maybe in a few a years. Maybe the right drug could get us to do it. Maybe a world media campaign would convince us.

And, please remember that, though, on the surface, this seems like just one more inconvenience, in reality, it's simply just one more manifestation of our unwavering dedication to every single one of our 9 million members.

Yours,

Mike R.