Puke for Buke in '96 




          Buke-or-Consequences, NM, US --
          

          Lovingly known to his friends as "Buke" (after his
          favorite poet), Patrick J. Buchanan is here in
          cyberspace to let all you zippies and cypherpunks know
          that he wants your vote too, in '96.
          
          

          
          So please stop by and check out his homepage on the Mike
          Rosoff Network where he has many cool porno gifs of
          unprotected anal sex between underage illegal
          immigrants, welfare queens, non-whites, foreigners and
          NEA grant recipients.
          

          "These pictures are all legal," says Buke,
          "Because the people they depict are all illegal."
          

          
          Cool.  This guy's the genuine item: Mixing a creepy
          charisma with the intellectual and emotional range of a
          pre-pubescent, Buke's ready to lead this country forward
          to 1950.  Go Buke!
          
          
          

          
          -- Phil Arnone
          

          (exclusive to the Mike Rosoff Network)