Wash, DC --

That's right. The US Senate has deliberated long and hard, carefully weighed the pros and cons, listened to all sides of the issue, and in the end, they've stood up and been counted and taken the tough decision and decided to have their very own online presence, here, on the Mike Rosoff Network.

And what a presence it is. This is no bullshit page with pictures of historic DC landmarks and platitudes about dreams.

This site is a fucking full-blown 3-D simulation of the USS Titanic, shortly before striking an iceberg and sinking.

But that's not all. It's written in interactive ZZZML -- the hot new Virtual Reality Modeling language (from SKG Snooze Works), that lets you use your mouse to drag brightly colored deck chairs into all kinds of elaborate new arrangements that will please your big bucks cronies and displease the big bucks cronies of your enemies.

You'll have tens of seconds of interactive virtual multimedia fun... until the inevitable. Also educational.

-- Jennifer Badalamente
(exclusive to the Mike Rosoff Network)