24 - Most Fucked-Up Person Alive Tells All

"So what are your talents and skills and strengths?" she asked. "What can you do?"

"I'll worry about that later," I said. "First, just get me some fucking work."

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But she said she couldn't. Because she was committed to a higher truth. A truth that wouldn't exist if she didn't keep conscientiously lying about it.

And so, instead, she just handed me the complete works of world pornography (cross-species, cross-sex, cross-nationality, cross-class) as homework, or consolation prize. Whichever came first.

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About that time, I had the good fortune to join the refugee-funk group "They Are Their Own Executioners."

Though we couldn't play or sing, and our songs were inane and sophomoric, and our production outright sloppy -- we were still considered the bible of all music, ancient and modern, and every singer, song, composer, tune, and movement throughout the whole history of all world musics, was considered just a footnote to our least ditty.

Ours were the most copied and recorded songs of all time -- ranked with the great classics of thought, as well as the great classics of action. These were the songs that more of the world

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