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Top However Many Whatever
Apparently, according to CNET, the Comfuter Network,
blah blah blah blah blah whatever, or something. So
here they are:
1. Robot Dog Head
First developed by the Gartner Group as a way to avoid
carrying the wireless MP3 e-book w/chat blah blah blah.
Its can the of daily pressure or paint all your windows
black while you sleep.
2. Robot Dog Tail
First developed by the Gartner Group as a way to avoid
carrying the wireless MP3 e-book w/chat blah blah blah.
Its can the of daily pressure or paint all your windows
black while you sleep.
3. Robot Dog Head Again
First developed by the Gartner Group as a way to avoid
carrying the wireless MP3 e-book w/chat blah blah blah.
Its can the of daily pressure or paint all your windows
black while you sleep.
4. Robot Dog Head Again
First developed by the Gartner Group as a way to avoid
carrying the wireless MP3 e-book w/chat blah blah blah.
Its can the of daily pressure or paint all your windows
black while you sleep.
5. Robot Dog Head Again
First developed by the Gartner Group as a way to avoid
carrying OK, the real story starts here, once upon a
time, hidden in text holes like this, a rock and roll
whatever was saying that the daily pressures of life can
take a toll on everybody. This is normal. the wireless
MP3 e-book w/chat blah blah blah. Its can the of daily
pressure or paint all your windows black while you
sleep. Or slept.
6. Robot Dog Forequarters or
Whatever
First developed by the Gartner Group as a way to avoid
carrying but one day, Hey Hey, Alain Robbe-Grillet, How
Many Fuckin' you know, whatever, have you, you know.
fuckin' whatever to, today?? the wireless MP3 e-book
w/chat blah blah blah. Its can the of daily pressure or
paint all your windows black while you sleep.
7. Robot Dog Hind Quarters
First developed by researchers at MIT have determined
that the fundamental unit of the Gartner Group as a way
to avoid carrying the you know, it's not everyday that
we here at CNET get to be so open and honest right in
the middle of text about, you know some fucking techie
trade show thingie or whatever, you know, we used to
have to hide it in not so subtle blatant repetitions of
whole paragraphs where we pretended they weren't blatant
repetitions of whole paragraphs and did it so well no
one even noticed and the code was contained in the
number of repetitions -- One if by land, Two if by sea,
Three if by something so thin, no one has seen it and no
equation knowingly predicts it, wireless MP3 e-book
w/chat blah blah blah. Its can the of daily pressure or
paint all your windows black while you sleep. Or slept
again.
6. Robot Dog Forequarters or Whatever
Again
First developed by the Gartner Group as a way to avoid
carrying the I bet you think this is a lot of bullshit,
well it is, but you know we live in a complex maze of
lies so complex and so maze-like that before you know it
wireless MP3 e-book w/chat blah blah blah. Its can the
of daily pressure or paint all your windows black while
you sleep.
6. Robot Dog Head Again
First developed by the Gartner Group as a way to avoid
carrying Uh OK sorry this was just supposed to be a
telephone answering message about phoning it in or a
vacation message sorry he's away on vacation in a place
where, well, this is the kind of vacation message people
tend to come up with there. Go figure. the wireless
MP3 e-book w/chat blah blah blah. Its can the of daily
pressure or paint all your windows black while you
sleep.
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