At first, when the end of the world began, the world's great religions were all like, "See, I told you so, yah buncha ignorant losers!" and trying to get credit for calling one right. But this got old fast, and soon everybody was all like 'Yeah, but what have you done for me lately, world's great religions?"

To which the world's great religions had the same response as the world's great sciences and governments and medical practitioners: "Just give us all your money and come back in 5 years. And, in the meantime, just shut the fuck up and take it."

But then religion had a vision. Actually, religion had a TELE-vision.

And in this Tele-vision, university-built robots successfully used smashing the fuck out of each other in public contests to gain attention for the otherwise boring results of gazillions of nerd-hours.

So, whether calling each other douchebags, or threatening to take a steaming dump on each other's holy sacraments, the religious leaders of the world are back with a vengeance, and they're doing unto each other in ways that would make Hitler, Caligula, and Reagan blush.

Because in the end, the Great Religion's of the World will not be denied it/their long held and rightful seat at the table of the exciting history of the end of the whole damn fucking world.

ACID

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