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W.W.II 2.0

It seems so obvious now, but it took the depths of depression to remind us that the only way to get out of Global Depression is (don't laugh) World War II.
 
  US, UK, Japan, Germany Agree to Re-
Fight WWII To End Global Depression UN All, "Hey, It Fucking Worked Last Time, Right?" There's something about Global Universal Depression that makes you just wanna smile. Unfortunately, the World's most ersatz-Nobel Laureated economists and 6.6 billion naked starving zombies are too cold-hearted and empty to see it that way and insist on bitching and whining about it, even despite the final disappearance of any collective memory trace of the favorite lie they used to tell themselves incessantly about having something called (don't laugh) 'a soul'.

But naked, starving World Government 7.6 hears them anyway and with memories not yet totally drained by the endless succession of failures of things called (don't laugh) bailouts and stimuli -- it has been able to reach back one final time for the farthest back memory it can muster: the memory of what solved the last great depression (though of course the current great depression makes the last great depression look like the last great boom).

Apparently, someone at the top of World Government 7.6 has managed to shake off the brutal side effects of his religion (celebrity rehab and sober house with Dr. Drew) long enough to remember the only history lesson he'd ever learned at school or on cable, whichever: the lesson that the so-called Great Depression was ended by so-called World War II.

And so my fellow Americans, Japanese, Germans, British, Italians, Russians, etc. etc., let us come together one more blissful final time and slaughter the living fuck out of each other, to save mankind from this deep dark depression. Buy My Fucking Book!!

 
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