ThE dAiLy 'PoCaLyPsE
ThE dAiLy 'PoCaLyPsE
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HEALTH SAVED!! To deal with the enormous wave of sickness and partially unsuccessful mass homicides and suicides brought on by the coming end of the world and the collapse of human civilization, World Government 10, today, announced a totally new "health care system" to replace the crappy old failed one.
Under the new system, doctors and hospitals will be eliminated and replaced by out-of-work actors wearing the most expensive clothes in the world, driving the most ostentatious cars and having constant sex with top models from all 11 genders.
As a result of these displays, these new "post"-doctors will have the total respect and worship of all people and will therefore be able to easily elicit the placebo effect from their patients, thus curing disease, stress and psychological disorder at a far higher rate than medicines or medical procedures and with no cost or side effects.
To avoid job loss, since health insurance will now no longer be needed, the health insurance industry will rename itself "The Blackmail Industry", in order to more accurately reflect its truth, and will stop wasting its time on bogus forms and formulas and will simply go door to door, demanding $10,000 a year from everybody on earth -- or else.
simply go door to door, demanding $10,000 a year from everybody on earth -- or else.
HEALTH SAVED!! To deal with the enormous wave of sickness and partially unsuccessful mass homicides and suicides brought on by the coming end of the world and the collapse of human civilization, World Government 10, today, announced a totally new "health care system" to replace the crappy old failed one.
Under the new system, doctors and hospitals will be eliminated and replaced by out-of-work actors wearing the most expensive clothes in the world, driving the most ostentatious cars and having constant sex with top models from all 11 genders.
As a result of these displays, these new "post"-doctors will have the total respect and worship of all people and will therefore be able to easily elicit the placebo effect from their patients, thus curing disease, stress and psychological disorder at a far higher rate than medicines or medical procedures and with no cost or side effects.
To avoid job loss, since health insurance will now no longer be needed, the health insurance industry will rename itself "The Blackmail Industry", in order to more accurately reflect its truth, and will stop wasting its time on bogus forms and formulas and will simply go door to door, demanding $10,000 a year from everybody on earth -- or else.
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