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Microsoft's exciting new operating system, Buggy Piece
of Shit 2000, is the most stable product in its history
and features an actual line of code with absolutely no
bugs, viruses, trojan horses, or blatant security holes
CNN anchors get new hip-hop names; Judy Woodruff now DJ
ABC follows CNN lead; Peter Jennings changes name to DJ Peter Jennings
NBC follows ABC lead; "Nightly News" becomes "In the House w/ DJ Fuckmaster"