Better Faster Be$t$eller$





(Note:  Better, Faster titles are constructed entirely
and exclusively from only the words contained in the 60 titles
of the Publishers Weekly bestsellers lists for hardback fiction
and non-fiction, and mass-market and trade paperback.)




Hardback: Fiction and Non


    

 
  1. Angel Under Treatment
    
Patterson James
    
Jack Beam Books, $239.00 
    
Last Week: --, Weeks on List: 1

 
  2. A Dog's Stories of Sin
    
Seinfeld with Fyodor Dostoevsky
    
AT&T/MCI/Microsoft/IBM Press, $2391.50
    
Last Week: 2, Weeks on List: 4447

 
  3. Kiss Our Bridges
    
John Daniels
    
Motorola/SGI/PacTel/Asylum/Electra, $239.00
    
Last Week: 3, Weeks on List: 11

 
  4. The Fourth Seventh
    
Jim John LeJames
    
General Foods/Mitsubishi Books, $523.00
    
Last Week: 4 , Weeks on List: 57

 
  5. Kiss Our Procedure
    
Al D'Amato with Keith Moon
    
Radon House, $4239.00
    
Last Week: 5, Weeks on List: 49

 
  6. Mars! Mars! Mars!
    
Sonny, with Cher
    
Double-Simon-Day Warner/Eckhardt, $1.00 
    
Last Week: 6, Weeks on List: 10

 
  7. Fourth Down Death
    
Bo Belinsky with Bo Jackson and Bo Peep
    
2.5Day & Schoooster, $1.00 
    
Last Week: --, Weeks on List: 1

 
  8. The Beardstown Ladies are From Mars, Kiss are From Venus
    
Preston Sargent
    
Youcon/King Publishing, $523.00
    
Last Week: 8, Weeks on List: 655,335

 
  9. Breaking Sense
    
John Malone with Samuel Beckett
    
Crank House, $240.00
    
Last Week: 9, Weeks on List: 5

 
  10.   Surfacehood
    
Ray Smith with Kathy Acker and Seinfeld
    
Quadrupleday, $323.00
    
Last Week: 10, Weeks on List: 212

 
  11. Commonsense Evil for Young Ladies
    
Cher with Dostoevsky
    
Warner/Viacom/Sony/GM Books, $241.00
    
Last Week: --, Weeks on List: 1

 
  12. Breaking the Bedroom
    
Sonny Bono with Walt Disney, Rupert Murdoch and Cher
    
Wheeeeecom, $244.00
    
Last Week: --, Weeks on List: 1

 
  13. Successhood
    
Kary Mullis with Walt Disney
    
Jack Daniels Books, unpriced
    
Last Week: 13, Weeks on List: 31

 
  14. Murder by Killer
    
Walt Disney with Criminalist Fung
    
Nabisco/Warner/Malone Books, free, online
    
Last Week: --, Weeks on List: 4

 
  15. Breaking the Laws of Good and Evil
    
Friedrich Patterson
    
ABC/CBS/NBC/Fox Books, $242.00
    
Last Week: 12, Weeks on List: 4

 
  16. Breaking the Beardstown Ladies
    
Johnny Walker James
    
Crystal House, $2239.00  
    
Last Week: 15, Weeks on List: 8

 
  17. The Commonsense of Investment in Mars
    
Smirnoff Patterson
    
Psilocybin House, $239.00
    
Last Week: 16, Weeks on List: 15,558

 
  18. The Surface of Spiritual Things
    
James Garner Stolichniya
    
SGI/Compuserv/Betty Crocker Media, $243.00
    
Last Week: --, Weeks on List: 1






Paperback: Mass Market and Trade



    
 
  1. The News Makes You Stupid
    
Robertson Robbie Jameson
    
Radioactive House, $323.00
    
Last Week: -- , Weeks on List: 1

 
  2. Crossing Ophelia
    
Robbie Robbie Robinson
    
Octupleday, $239.00  
    
Last Week: 2, Weeks on List: 2

 
  3. Bride Until Daybreak; Friends After Tomorrow
    
JP Sartre with Faye Resnick
    
Peer Press, $239.00
    
Last Week: 3, Weeks on List: 68

 
  4. Crossing the Soul
    
Robbie Jamie Jameson
    
Smack House, $22239.00
    
Last Week: 4, Weeks on List: 657

 
  5. Expecting Stupid Things
    
Franz Kafka with Paul Reiser and Sonny Bono
    
Shoooooster and Shooooster, $9239.00
    
Last Week: 5, Weeks on List: 10002

 
  6. History: What a Mess
    
Cher With Sade
    
United Airlines Books, $8239.00  
    
Last Week: --, Weeks on List: 1


 
  7. Congo On the Potomac
    
Trenton Quarantino
    
Warner/Gurdjieff/Khaddaffi, $239.00
    
Last Week: 8, Weeks on List: 26

 
  8. Crossing Montana On Chicken Soup
    
OJ Quarantino with Bart Simpson
    
Asbestos House, $1239.00 
    
Last Week: --, Weeks on List: 1

 
  9. Expect to Die Stupid
    
Sonny Bono with Al D'Amato and Faye Resnick
    
Turner/Warner/Diller/Sting/Cher/Fabian, $239.00
    
Last Week: 10, Weeks on List: 60

 
  10. What to Expect from the Soul
    
Sting with Cher
    
Kerplunk, $239.00
    
Last Week: 11, Weeks on List: 12

 
  11. What to Expect from Murder
    
Cher with Dion
    
Flesh Press, $2399.00
    
Last Week: 12, Weeks on List: 48

 
  12. Driven Up the Soul

    
Fabian with Vanity and Detective Fuhrman
    
Resnick/Malone/Electra, $239.00
    
Last Week: --, Weeks on List: 13

 
  13. What to Expect from Expecting
    
Prince with Tiffany
    
Pfumpf, $239.00 
    
Last Week: 14, Weeks on List: 57

 
  14. What to Do to Mess Up Effective People
    
Bertolucci & Shapiro
    
Nonupleday, $2398.00 
    
Last Week: 7, Weeks on List: 238

 
  15. Congo Emily: Angel, Robber, Killer, Bride
    
Gary Shandling with Franz Kafka
    
Simon and Simon, $9239.00
    
Last Week: -- , Weeks on List: 10002

 
  16. How to Care
    
OJ Salinger
    
Schuster and Garfunkle, $2397.00 
    
Last Week: 16, Weeks on List: 4

 
  17. What to Care for
    
DJ Salinger with OJ Pynchon
    
Warner/Lambert/Gopac/Opec, $2396.50 
    
Last Week: 17, Weeks on List: 15










 











 
 
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