Most Fucked-up Person Alive

Tells All

The Autobiography of Being Pissed Off

212 pages
ISBN : 1-886404-02-X
A Cognitec/3rd Force Book

Copyright (c) 1998 by HC

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First published online in December 1994 by its author, the mysterious and reclusive HC, Most Fucked-Up Person Alive Tells All was released in paperback in August 1998 as MFU by The Impermanent Press.

Sections 2-9 below, are from the original online version and represent about half of what's in the paperback. Though many of the rough spots and fuck-ups had not yet been edited out, they're being left online for historical reasons, and to provide the potential reader of the book with a good idea of what's in store.

[Note: HC currently writes the popular, award-winning, daily satire column The Washington Pissed.]

Section:
1. Chapters 1-7 <-- Excerpt from paperback
2. Chapters 8-12
3. Chapters 13-16
4. Chapters 17-20
5. Chapters 21-24
6. Chapters 25-27
7. Chapters 28-30
8. Chapters 31-34
9. Chapters 35-38

The ASCII text of these sections is provided below, for reasons which seemed more relevant 4 years ago:

Section:
1. Chapters 1-7
2. Chapters 8-12
3. Chapters 13-16
4. Chapters 17-20
5. Chapters 21-24
6. Chapters 25-27
7. Chapters 28-30
8. Chapters 31-34
9. Chapters 35-38

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