Most Fucked-up Person Alive
Tells All
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The Autobiography of Being Pissed Off
212 pages
ISBN : 1-886404-02-X
A Cognitec/3rd Force BookCopyright (c) 1998 by HC
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First published online in December 1994 by its author, the mysterious and reclusive HC, Most Fucked-Up Person Alive Tells All was released in paperback in August 1998 as MFU by The Impermanent Press.
Sections 2-9 below, are from the original online version and represent about half of what's in the paperback. Though many of the rough spots and fuck-ups had not yet been edited out, they're being left online for historical reasons, and to provide the potential reader of the book with a good idea of what's in store.
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Section:
- Chapters 1-7 Excerpt from paperback
- Chapters 8-12
- Chapters 13-16
- Chapters 17-20
- Chapters 21-24
- Chapters 25-27
- Chapters 28-30
- Chapters 31-34
- Chapters 35-38
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