10 - Most Fucked-Up Person Alive Tells All

eaten a turd!"

And so on.

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Meanwhile, all our pilots and co-pilots had nothing better to do than just sit around the airport lounge calling each other you fascist slimeball, you commie piss-brain.

Most Fucked-Up Person Alive Tells All - 11

Twenty-Two

1

Now that all my careers were ended, and all my entrepreneurialisms lost, all the people whose lives I'd saved, years ago, suddenly started driving up in expensive cars and peeling out of my driveway, kicking up piles of gravel and screaming something about what a fucking shit- or dick-head I was -- and always would be!

2

I used the money from the sale of my airline/institute to take out full page ads in all the slickest media, offering huge bounties for the severed heads of the world's richest and most

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