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famous and most powerful people.
Then, when somebody brought one in, I'd get all
apologetic and say like, "Geez, I'm really sorry,
but we're right in the middle of a short-term cash
flow crunch at the moment, so we really can't
write any checks for a few more days. But don't
worry, we'll have one out to you within a week or
two. -- And, in the meantime, you can keep
the head -- as collateral."
Deaths brought about in this way, of course, were
legitimately counted towards my total score in the
international competition to see who could kill
the most celebrities -- even though they generated
no return on investment.
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As a condition of my parole-on-earth, I was required to teach a 3-day intensive seminar discrediting and invalidating all culture and all human knowledge and all human ideas. This wasn't hard to do since all the originators of these ideas and the creators of these cultures and the chroniclers of these knowledge dumps, had already stepped forward and repudiated themselves long ago -- and all the records of these confessions had been collected on a single disc and could be played through, at triple speed, in less than a day.
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