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From Whathefukipedia, The What the Fu Kipedia
Air Travel is this thing that used to be totally unsafe because the only
But then air travel became totally safe because everybody had to fly totally
And if anyone tried to put on even a hat or shoe in-flight, the plane immediately landed, regardless of topography, and the passenger was ejected and left to fend for herself wherever it was, no matter how wild, deserted or forbidding.
Of course, this kind of nudity had been enforced in subways for years, and if somebody in a moving subway car so much as put on a pair of shades, the train immediately screeched to a halt and the offender was pushed out the door and left naked in the middle of the tunnel, shivering and watching the faces in the subway's lighted rear window recede into the distance, leaving
But though air travel had been remarkably late in getting on board with this trend, once it did, even the President of
And if someone snuck on the plane and concealed herself onboard so she could jump out later and assassinate the President in mid-air, even she had to be totally naked too.
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1 Near Miss and No Miss Flights
Microsoft's new airline guidance system has been shown to be over 99% accurate. Pictured above: The 1%. Near Miss and No Miss Flights There are two kinds of air travel. One is the kind that when it sees a building, will come as close to a near-miss as possible just to keep the passengers from getting bored. The other kind is the kind that when it sees a building will totally not miss doing a total no-miss collision with the building in order to show its worthless passengers how expendable they were. See Also